NEWS ALERT...
Washington, D.C.
May 28, 2010, 4:00 p.m. CDT
DeWalt Tool Company, manufacturer of the famous DW 788 Scroll Saw has been cited for failure to include the following warning label on all of the aformentioned Scroll Saws!
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WARNING:
Assembly and Initial Use of the DeWalt DW788 Scroll Saw MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!
Assembling and using this SAW has been shown to cause SEVERE ADDICTION to the
hobby of Scrolling!
Proceed with Extreme Caution!
Once Assembled and Used this SAW has been shown to cause hobbyists to seriously question
their choice of any other model of Scroll Saw.
Continued Use of the DW 788 WILL in MOST hobbyists cause extreme addiction leading to loss of sleep, loss of family members and marriage partners and dramatic increase in the urge to complete projects heretofore never attempted!
Hobbyists are URGED to proceed with Extreme Caution!
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I truly have found "Nirvana" ! ! !
~~~GrayBeard~~~