On leaving the airport, a gentleman got into a cab and asked the driver to take him into town. As they were driving down the high street the passenger leaned forward and tapped the cab driver on the shoulder and the next thing they new the cab swerved, mounted the sidewalk,destroyed a lamp standard and ended up in a shop window. The passenger said to the cab driver, I'm terribly sorry driver. The driver replied, no sir it is entirely my fault. This is my first day driving a cab, after 25 years of driving a HEARSE!!!!.
Rob Roy.
