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Old and forgetful
« on: March 29, 2012, 01:11:20 pm »
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a retirement home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers .

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old."

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison,

"We were at your birthday party yesterday

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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 02:02:29 pm »
LOL ;D


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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 02:17:35 pm »
Knock it off Stipes, ya got me crying.  :) :) ;) ;) :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 06:43:53 pm »
And you are hitting awfully close to home!!!

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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 07:52:42 pm »
Hi Stipes, that's the monitor covered in coffee in coffee now. You're getting too close my friend.LOL.
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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 07:43:55 am »
Well Rob , at least you know what to look out for when you go to your retirement home....... that it if you remember lol
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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 02:48:07 am »
I have read that before and I laugh every time.  :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Old and forgetful
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 07:30:50 pm »
Hi Keefie, I'm already in the retirement home. My wife was a nurse in a care home.
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