Sometime in the recent past, Marmoh (Marion) gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. At 6' long and weighing 215 pounds, I imagine it was quite a struggle for her. Though the name she came up with is a bit odd, she named him TripleB.
Her new son, amazingly, could already talk and type post on the internet at birth, so she didn't have to spend much money educating him. However, just like any mom, she constantly shares her knowledge, guides him and comforts him in those times of need, and even performs the occasional rescue.
TripleB could have never asked for a better mother and friend, and will try his best to remain the loving son she brought into this world.
Thanks for being my new "Mom", Mom!