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A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ?hello???

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 12:36:31 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D love it.
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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 12:51:51 pm »
Hilarious!

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 01:42:21 pm »
LOL,  ;D :D ;D
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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 06:42:24 pm »
Hi Stipes. Trust the husband to get his own back on his in laws!!!!lol.
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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 07:12:21 pm »
Ironic, good one. ;D
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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 08:10:28 pm »
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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 01:37:06 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Love it.

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 04:16:35 pm »
ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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