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Offline Keefie

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Gardening with Grandma
« on: March 09, 2012, 05:32:31 pm »

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes..

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother That she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening.

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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 06:43:41 pm »
Well that certainly conjures up an image! :o
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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 06:44:43 pm »
Dan, at my age I have met a few like that!

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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 06:54:27 pm »
LOL, hey Dan is this the image you see? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sht3LNTvFnY


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Offline Russ C

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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 07:10:42 am »
TMI  :o   LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 10:14:11 am »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 10:18:45 am »
OH Boy!!!   :) :) :) ;D

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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 01:06:39 am »
 :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Gardening with Grandma
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 09:22:25 am »
aaaah   YUP.   

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