I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray your steering wheel falls off coming around that bend.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with
his a$$ in your face.
I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill,
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to,
Oh and yes, something private on your body turns blue
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high in a jet when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
And once again I pray something private on your body turns blue
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are a$$hole
I pray for you.
