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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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My contribution to your day
« on: March 05, 2012, 03:54:15 pm »
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
 
I use shampoo in the shower!
 
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
 Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
 "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
 No wonder I have been gaining weight!
 Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
 
I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead it's label
 reads,
 "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
 
Problem solved!
 
If I don't answer the phone
 
I'll be in the shower...


Have a great day ;D
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
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Re: My contribution to your day
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 04:34:34 pm »
LOL good one.


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Re: My contribution to your day
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 05:07:27 pm »
I like that one lol, just forwarded it to friends on my email list
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: My contribution to your day
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2012, 12:24:42 am »
Read this one lots of times and I still like it.

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Re: My contribution to your day
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 11:19:02 pm »
LOL. If only it were that easy.

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Re: My contribution to your day
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 02:23:58 am »
very nice!! have to remember that.
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