Author Topic: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks  (Read 968 times)

Offline Gabby

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Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« on: February 03, 2012, 04:24:32 pm »
A Coloradan and a Texan were hunting in the border when an illegal alien runs across the field.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.

"No, no, it's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.
 
Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!" protests the Coloradan.

"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 04:45:25 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D now that I did like, shame it not legal here in the UK lol
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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 05:02:53 pm »
I believe you also need a back tag for those as well.

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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 06:25:46 pm »
Hey Keefie, they don't even trust us with guns. lol
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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 09:30:44 pm »
 ;D LOL  ;D


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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 03:59:23 am »
Gabby thats a good one.. I've watched my town go from white to mexican in a matter of a short few years.. Yes most are illegal.. If the border control came in here right now our town would only have a few ole die hards left.. Sad that our jobs are going to the illegals... Sheila

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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 01:24:46 pm »
I am from TX and my Father in Law from CO and we found this absolutley hilarious.

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Re: Open season in Texas, watch your drinks
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 05:47:26 pm »
I just want to point out that the story only mentions ILLEGALS!
NOT what country they may be from.
No racism intended.
ALL ILLEGALS should be sent home, not just some, no matter which country they are from. That would be the lawful remedy.
Just try and sneak into just about any other country without the proper paperwork and see where that gets you.
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