FW: A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
*Older Woman**: Is there a problem, Officer?*
*Traffic Cop**: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. *
*Older Woman**: Oh, I see. *
*Traffic Cop**: Can I see your license please? *
*Older Woman**: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. *
*Traffic Cop**: Don't have one? *
*Older Woman**: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. *
*Traffic Cop**: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please.
*
*Older Woman**: I can't do that. *
*Traffic Cop**: Why not? *
*Older Woman**: I stole this car. *
*Traffic Cop**: Stole it? *
*Older Woman**: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.*
*Traffic Cop**: You what!? *
**
*Older Woman**: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk
if you want to see *
*The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his
car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars
circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car,
clasping his half drawn gun. *
*Officer 2**: Ma'am, could you step out of yo**ur vehicle
please!** *
*The woman steps out of her vehicle. *
*Older woman**: Is there a problem sir? *
*Officer 2**: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen
this car and murdered the owner. *
*Older Woman**: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!*
*Officer 2**: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.**
*
*The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty
trunk.** *
*Officer 2**: Is this your car, ma'am? *
*Older Woman**: Yes, here are the registration papers. *
*The traffic cop is quite stunned.** *
*Officer 2**: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving
license.
*
*The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. *
*The officer examines the license quizzically. *
*Officer 2**: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by
my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! *
*Older Woman**: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
John
Old Dust
