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Offline GrayBeard

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God Love Drunks Too!
« on: December 19, 2011, 02:29:50 pm »

God Loves Drunken People Too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on their front door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloomin'well pouring with rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God loves drunk people too you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Re: God Love Drunks Too!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2011, 05:11:17 pm »
another good one GB  ;D ;D ;D
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

Offline Russ C

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Re: God Love Drunks Too!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2011, 06:27:20 pm »
Oh.... he would be dead.   ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: God Love Drunks Too!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 01:08:49 pm »
didn't see that coming... HAHAHA
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Re: God Love Drunks Too!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 12:50:58 am »
Oldie but goodie.  LOL

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Re: God Love Drunks Too!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 11:25:34 am »
I remember that night.
Thanks GB didn't know that was you.
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