With all the jokes I've read here I thought you might like to share one of mine - I had to hunt to find a clean one though
Anniversary wishes A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for The Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.......So
the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful pigs
should remember fairies are female
