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Offline Gabby

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The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« on: November 15, 2011, 11:07:15 pm »
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of
$10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in
court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells
the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The
Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again
or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says
you don't have the b@<s to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?

 ;D Gabby
 

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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 11:26:19 pm »
That's a good one.

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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 11:38:35 pm »
Love them shysters!

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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 12:19:20 am »
LOL  :D :D :D

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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 07:02:00 am »
LMBO, good one.  :D  :D  :D
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2011, 09:38:55 am »
Good one Gabby  ;D
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 06:38:14 am »
hahaha.... LOL
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 11:58:04 pm »
Hey you LADIES aren't supposed to get the punch line and laugh at off color jokes!
LMBO  ;D
That's the way it USED to be.
Gabby
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 03:26:38 pm »
Well Gabby, the world moves on.  We "LADIES" enjoy a good joke as well as the "next man".   ;)
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 09:03:11 pm »
I'm not saying I'm one of them  ;D BUT ... I'm sure there are some "Ladies" that can laugh at jokes that can't be posted here   :o :o

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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 02:02:00 am »
I figured I'd get a rise, worked didn't it?  ;D ;D
I love a gal with a good sense of humor!
Devious, Gabby LOL
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