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Offline GrayBeard

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Making the morning coffee....
« on: November 10, 2011, 09:29:17 pm »
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 02:13:29 am »
LOL
My one culinary sucess.
I make better coffee than she does, my cooking for the day.
The rest is up to her, she's much better at it than me.
Works for me, oh I help out with the dishes too.   ;D ;D
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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 07:09:56 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 09:36:32 am »
Funny!  I don't drink coffee so hubby brews his own.  I do most of the cooking (been cooking since I was 9). He's retired Chief (cook) Navy so he can hold his own in the kitchen.  Whoever cooks the other cleans up.  Works!
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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 02:22:39 pm »
Great!!  ;D :D ;D LOL
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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 04:01:35 pm »
LOL


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Re: Making the morning coffee....
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2011, 04:43:20 pm »
great one.

We have those caps machines all around(work/home). So I can get my dose of caffeine whenever I need it ;D

 

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