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Offline Russ C

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Impossible to Please
« on: October 30, 2011, 05:04:22 pm »
I know I am going to catch it from the lady folk but I couldn't resist.  ;)

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2011, 06:04:22 pm »
I was going to make a comment, But then I decided to " chicken out" because of all the wonderful women here! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 01:24:33 am »
We just want perfection thats all.  ;) :D :D :D

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 09:27:17 am »
I'm also going to play it safe and not touch this one ............ :o

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 01:55:46 pm »
ouch....

LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 01:58:13 pm »
You know the Lord created Adam, then learned from his mistakes and created woman.  :D
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 04:44:46 pm »
Judy ... your wisdom is superlative !!!!

 

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 10:08:46 pm »
We just want perfection thats all.  ;) :D :D :D

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 06:13:06 pm »
NO COMMENT!

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 06:13:21 am »
You know the Lord created Adam, then learned from his mistakes and created woman.  :D
LOL. Good remark Judy.
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 10:34:17 am »
Eve's first question to Adam:  Does this rib make my butt look fat? ::)
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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 03:38:14 am »
Good one Bill!
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