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Offline Gabby

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Naughty Humor
« on: October 29, 2011, 01:17:23 am »
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Quickie in the Bushes.

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life!!!!!!!!

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????

Told you it was L rated L= Laugh
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2011, 06:49:16 am »
I'll use this one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D--Richard aka thumbs

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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 07:52:09 am »
LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 09:21:15 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 09:57:05 am »
Wasn't exactly what I had in mind....Very funny
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 10:48:17 am »
!!!! I almost had to 'clean the monitor' again!

Great, ol' timer!

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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2011, 10:11:55 pm »
GB
I think you need to put up one of those shields like they have in cafeterias, called a sneeze shield.
It'd save you a lot of work.   ;D
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 02:05:10 pm »
GB
I think you need to put up one of those shields like they have in cafeterias, called a sneeze shield.
It'd save you a lot of work.   ;D
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and don't drink your coffee while reading jokes!
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 10:11:40 pm »
Coffee? What coffee?
LOL
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Re: Naughty Humor
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 03:02:12 pm »
Coffee? What coffee?
LOL
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OK, Gabby you're right, don't drink orange juice either.... ;)
or a Beverage Energizes Effectively Refreshing .... (B.E.E.R)  8)

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