Dead or Alive !

[JMAC]

The Boss says to his employee,
Do you believe in life after death ?
employee :  Yes Sir i do, why do you ask?
Boss : Well you took a few days of work last week because your father died.
employee : yes
Boss well he phoned me today and asked where you are.

[Rapid Roger]

I had a customer one time that could not pay his weekly bill three different times over a period of 6 months because his Grandmother died.    Not really sure how many lives she had.   

That is a true story.

Rog