There's is a Gator Fan driving from Gainesville to Baton Rouge, and a Tiger Fan driving from Baton Rouge to Gainesville.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Gator manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!!!"
Likewise, the Tiger scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Gator walks over to the Tiger Fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."
The LSU Fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now let's bond." So the LSU fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels still intact. He says to the Gator, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship."
The Gator fan says, "You're right!", and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Gator hands it back to the LSU fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Tiger Fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
