My dad had a question when I grew my first beard....
"Why would a man cultivate on his face what grows wild around his a##%^&*?"
But I have had my beard for so many years I cannot answer the question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~GB~~~
I had a woman ask me that once, and I wasn't quick enough with a come back, which would have been insulting.
Suffice it to say she was probably jealous because she couldn't grow one. I'll bet she had a hard time shaving where hers grew wild. LMBO

Actually we don't cultivate a beard it grows fine just by itself. We can "prune it" now and then!

Judy man boobs usually accompany a big belly and they are usually hairy too. Doesn't do a thing for me. If I had them, I'd keep them covered from embarrassment.
Gabby