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« on: September 08, 2011, 12:53:32 pm »
        A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them to
        turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who
        had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

        The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

        The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
        garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

        The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her
        tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
        flashed her garden hoping for the best.

        One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how
        did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

        "No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
         
         

 

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Re: tomatoes
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 01:16:16 pm »
LMBO too funny....... thanks for the laugh

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 02:57:27 pm »
ROFLMBO. Thanks a lot, now my monitor is covered in diet Pepsi.  ;)  ;)  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 08:54:44 pm »
Love it!!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 01:52:04 am »
Should have seen that one coming. LOL
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 02:37:20 am »
 ;D ;D ;D LOL  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 04:16:43 am »
Great!!

I past it on to a friend who told me yesterday his wife has replanted the tomatoes and they all died.....

HAhahaha

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