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Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« on: September 02, 2011, 12:32:12 pm »
Ah, the Golden Years!

A row of bottles on my shelf

Caused me to analyze myself.

 

One yellow pill I have to pop

Goes to my heart so it won't stop.

 

A little white one that I take

Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

 

The blue ones that I use a lot

Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

 

The purple pill goes to my brain

And tells me that I have no pain.

 

The capsules tell me not to wheeze

Or cough or choke or even sneeze.

 

The red ones, smallest of them all

Go to my blood so I won't fall.

 

The orange ones, very big and bright

Prevent my leg cramps in the night.

 

Such an array of brilliant pills

Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

 

But what I'd really like to know,

Is what tells each one where to go!

~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 12:48:45 pm »
You forgot the little blue Pill! ::)
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 01:21:34 pm »
I didn't write the poem...just passed it along!

Young guy like you shouldn't need it!

~~~GB~~~
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 02:59:51 pm »
According to Katie, I'm an old guy!
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 03:31:00 pm »
The blue pill is for recreational purposes only. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 09:45:12 pm »
How do they all know where to go ??? ??? ???
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 11:41:31 pm »
lol. You "old guys" are funny ;)

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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 11:50:28 pm »
Russ, it's not strictly for recreational purposes.  You can use it like a kickstand to keep you from rolling out of bed.
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 01:07:12 am »
The blue ones that I use a lot

Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.


I belive it was Implied in this line Dan or at least that is the way I took anyhow.

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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2011, 10:48:14 am »
all those pills...

have had white big pills ones, suppository they were called, tried them for a couple of days and went back to the docter.
told him that I might as well stick them in my behind, because they didn't work at all.....   8)   ::)
 
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2011, 11:06:57 am »
The blue ones that I use a lot

Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.


I belive it was Implied in this line Dan or at least that is the way I took anyhow.
Actually I took it as an antidepressant!
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 07:32:28 pm »
lol. You "old guys" are funny ;)

Hey Katie if we're not being funny we're probably crying.  :'(
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Re: Ah, the Golden Years!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2011, 12:18:19 pm »
Ah, the "Golden Years". For a long time I thought that expression meant "the best years of our lives".

However, I found out a few months ago what it REALLY means. At my annual physical my Dr asked how often I get up at night to visit the bathroom. After I told him 2 to 3. He said. "Ah, the golden years!"

I almost fell off the exam table!


 

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