Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when
she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out
and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong
with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git
out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse,
looks around and yells back, "Ma!
There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head
in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in
the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole,
then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is
stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
(wait for it!)
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
