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Offline Gabby

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A glass of wine
« on: August 16, 2011, 04:13:54 am »
Soon, we all should gather and drink a glass of wine:




          A glass of wine


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

MOLON LABE.
TRUST IN GOD!
 DON'T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR & DON'T SAY ALL THAT YOU THINK !

Offline Russ C

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Re: A glass of wine
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 08:54:43 am »
LOL, have read it before, but still a good one.  :D
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Offline Gabby

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Re: A glass of wine
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 01:50:51 am »
Me too Russ but I thought 1 or 2 may have missed it.  :)
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Re: A glass of wine
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 02:51:02 am »
ROFLMBO  ;D

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