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Offline Gabby

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Sunburn treatment
« on: August 12, 2011, 02:24:14 am »
LOL  ;D
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NEW SUNBURN Treatment !!!

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

Sent by my girl friend, yup the same one!  ;D
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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 09:33:03 am »
lol OH that was BAd Gabby lol
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Offline BilltheDiver

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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 10:06:59 am »
Keep him from rolling out of bed in his sleep to!
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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 11:28:35 am »
 :o  :o  :o LMAO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 08:41:02 pm »
Heard a similar one but it involved giving a 87 year old man in a nursing home
viagra, the daughter saw this and was told he had bed sores and the Viagra acted like a kick stand to keep him off of his back where the sores were.
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Offline Gabby

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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 01:29:28 am »
How about the Old Guy who asked for  half strength Viagra, and the druggist asked why, He just wanted to keep from peeing on his shoes!  ;D
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Re: Sunburn treatment
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 02:41:13 am »
 ::) ::) ::)  Very funny Gabby. roflmbo

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