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Offline Gabby

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Old men
« on: August 12, 2011, 02:22:17 am »
Got this from a friend, and thought I'd pass it along. Enjoy!
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Old men
An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old pack mule. 
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitching rail.  As he stood there
brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger
stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other.

 The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying,
"Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

 The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,
"No, I never did dance . . . never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting
at the old man's feet.

 The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off,
started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody
was laughing, fit to be tied.

 When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger,
still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

 The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun,
and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

 The young gunslinger heard the sounds too and he turned around very slowly. 
The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young gunman
stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

 The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands,
as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's back end?" 
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
"No sir . . . but . . . I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant..
Don't waste ammunition.
Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
Don't mess with old men . . . they didn't get old by being stupid!
 
I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?

Remember:  OLD MEN DESERVE RESPECT
 
 
 
 
 
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 DON'T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR & DON'T SAY ALL THAT YOU THINK !

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Re: Old men
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 11:35:28 am »
LOL  :o
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Re: Old men
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 02:09:03 pm »
lol :D

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Re: Old men
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 07:34:35 pm »
That's funny, LOL.

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Re: Old men
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 01:36:52 am »
That's funny, LOL.

What are you laughing about? You were the one out of bullets!
Gotcha LOL
Sorry Steve, you are now officially part of the group,    you've passed initiation! LOLOLOLOL   ;D
Gabby

I guess I should tell the folks, we've known each other nearly all our lives so they won't think I'm really picking on you.
Right Steve,-- ---------- Steve???????
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Re: Old men
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 02:45:41 am »
hahahahahahaha  good one

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Re: Old men
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2011, 03:04:19 am »
Marg, you're next Darlin'.
Gorilla my dreams!
LOL
Couldn't resist.  ;D
Gabby
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