Sign at Golf Course in Scotland....

[GrayBeard]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
 
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE..

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

[dgman]

Yeah, That's where I thought it was going, down the drain!

[jimbo]

A bit like my golf at present haven't played for 2 years
Jimbo

[dgman]

That's OK Jimbo, I've never played!

[Marcellarius]

Great! 

[Russ C]

LOL     

[golfman]

I can't wait to share that with my golf buddies. Thanks GrayBeard

[alien11]

I reminds me of a wedding I attended 4 or 5 years ago. The Master of ceremonies was originally from Scotland and he had a great sense of humor. After his MC duties were over, he and I sat and traded stories. The one that I remember (mostly because it is funny, but also it was the first time I ever heard someone with a thick Scots brogue speak with a Texas accent).

His story was about the Scotsman visiting Dallas and having a few pints in a local establishment. Eventually he had to use the men's room. Just as he was finishing this Texan came in and used the adjacent urinal. The Scotsman finished and was going out the door. The Texan called to him and explained, "This yere is Texas and in Texas we are taught to wash our hands before leaving the men's room." To which the Scotsman replied, "Ay laddy and that's good teachin'. But I'm from Scotland, and in Scotland we're taught not to pee on our hands!"