At the Pearly Gates!

[GrayBeard]

MEN IN HEAVEN
 
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
 
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
 
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".

[Gabby]

Yup I wear the pants in this house, and have my wife's permission!

[newfie]

I wear the pants in this house to just as soon as i'm finished with the laundry lol

[Russ C]

     LMAO     

[Chachi]

Enough said Lmaoooooooo..........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuFV09uviI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haUFv732DwU&feature=related

[dgman]

I resemble that last line!!!!

[chief]

I wear the pants in my family.....my wife just tells me which ones to put on.

I am the king of my castle because my wife said so.

I tell her how I want things to be and she tells me how their gonna be.

Whats hers is hers and whats mine is hers.

[Gabby]

I wear the pants in my family.....my wife just tells me which ones to put on.

I am the king of my castle because my wife said so.

I tell her how I want things to be and she tells me how their gonna be.

Whats hers is hers and whats mine is hers.

Absolutely! Don't ever forget it either, that can be costly in many ways.
Gabby
He speaketh from experience.