Author Topic: Growing Old together...and one got smarter! (Read 1077 times)

GrayBeard · « **on:** July 20, 2011, 01:25:26 pm »

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems, eh!

newfie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:27:23 pm »

ain't that the truth LOL

SheGold · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2011, 07:10:01 pm »

Russ C · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 07:59:41 pm »

Gabby · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 09:33:08 pm »

I can't wait to see Marion's answer. LOL
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slowcutter · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2011, 09:41:14 pm »

My wife would have said just remember if you go looking for a 23 year old that you have to sleep some time.

marmoh · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2011, 09:41:59 pm »

Me ...

Gabby · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2011, 10:03:25 pm »

Quote from: marmoh on July 20, 2011, 09:41:59 pm

Me ...

Chicken!
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Chachi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2011, 10:45:45 pm »

BilltheDiver · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2011, 10:05:00 am »

I had to copy that one and share it with my wife. We have been married 38 years and she is still out of my league.

Gabby · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2011, 02:00:25 am »

Bill the sooner we men discover that the happier everyone will be. Women are born and raised devious, while we are just playing with balls. Ah ah ah ahaaa. not what you think!

Gabby

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