After being married for fifty years....my wife asked me to describe her.
I looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,
J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely..... What about I, J, K?"
I said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
My eye is still swollen....but it will get better.............and the stitches come out next Thursday!
