Children are quick

[Gabby]

Just for you Katie. LOL
Gabby

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[Chachi]

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

I loved those one's to funny Gabby thanx for the laugh I needed it.

[HWPlmbr1]

Glad Harold didn't say plumber!

[Marcellarius]

HAHAHA, Children often speak the truth 
I'm glad I'm no teacher  (sorry mrsn/kathy)

[Kepy]

When I was teaching, I would have loved those kids.  You have to really stay on your toes to keep up with them.  This spring, I subbed in an agronomy class with plans to show a video.  They told me they really needed to work in the greenhouse and offered to tell the teacher they watched the video to keep me out of trouble.  I wasn't worried about that and agreed to them working in the greenhouse.  Later, I found out that the teacher had been absent for the two previous days and when I read the notes, they had pulled the same story each day.  I had to laugh as they had pulled one over on me.

[mrsn]

This is so funny!I think I have had a couple of those kids in class. They certainly do keep things interesting.
It is easier to laugh at these in the summer, I am not sure how clever I will think they are in the middle of the school year, lol
Thanks for the laugh
MrsN

[GrayBeard]

I can only think back and remember some of the stunts we pulled on our teachers and any kids doing those things now would be likely be 'enforced drop-outs' or in jail!

~~~GB~~~