Today's Chuckle!
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> 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
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> Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
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> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
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> 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
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> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may
> I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom,
> but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
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> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag,
> soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
> backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK,
> you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
> one time round the block.'
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> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later
> with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
> 'Where's Belle?'
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> (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )
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> The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway
> down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
