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Offline GrayBeard

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One for the Ladies!
« on: May 10, 2011, 06:20:12 pm »
      THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: 
   
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. 
 
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. 
 
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. 
Resuming the journey, Sally tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.  The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. 
"What in bag?" asked the old woman. 
 
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said:  "It's a bottle of wine.  I got it for my husband." 
 
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.  Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: 
 
 
"Good trade . . ."
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: One for the Ladies!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 10:27:54 pm »
LOL   :D

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Re: One for the Ladies!
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 11:43:25 am »
One of my all time favorites. Pat B

 

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