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Offline GrayBeard

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A quickie...
« on: April 22, 2011, 10:48:30 am »
A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says, "I love you."

He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."

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Offline dgman

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 12:19:07 pm »
Sounds like my wife! ;D
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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 02:00:53 pm »
lol, so funny.
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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 05:21:09 pm »
The title of your topic is misleading   :o :o :o
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Offline Russ C

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 05:57:05 pm »
I heard it as:

A man is sitting at the bar drinking beer with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

LOL  :D

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 09:29:02 pm »
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A drunk at the bar looks over and says "Where did you get that pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that is a duck!" Then the drunk responds with "I was talking to the duck!"

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 09:47:48 pm »
@GB, that sounds like my wife.

@Rog, That was To funny lol. That sounds liek My ex MIL
 
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Offline mrsn

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 10:15:23 pm »
Rog, that is quite funny  ;D
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Offline wedo

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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 01:00:31 am »
GB, my wife even laughed at that one!
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Re: A quickie...
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2011, 11:46:08 am »
My wife has a different sense of Ha-Ha so I didn't even show it to her.
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