Author Topic: I May Have A Gambling Problem  (Read 859 times)

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I May Have A Gambling Problem
« on: March 22, 2011, 11:55:07 am »
I was sitting at the blackjack table distressed and wondering what I was even doing there. Just then, I remembered seeing a sign in the casino that read, "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800- GAMBLER."

I pulled out my cell phone and made the call.

"Gamblers' Anonymous, how can I help you?"

"I have a gambling problem."

"It is good you called I want to acknowledge you for taking a step in the right direction. Now, let's get a bit more specific about your problem."

"Okay. I have an ace and a six. The dealer is showing a seven. What do I do?"



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Re: I May Have A Gambling Problem
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 01:03:10 pm »
Oh, now, I like that one  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I May Have A Gambling Problem
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 08:41:57 pm »
 :D LMAO  :D
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Re: I May Have A Gambling Problem
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 08:53:13 pm »
LOL to funny


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Re: I May Have A Gambling Problem
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 09:58:55 pm »
Lmaooooo

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Re: I May Have A Gambling Problem
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2011, 04:20:57 am »
LOL
I didn't see that one coming.
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