The husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be the Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I'm the man of the house, my word is LAW!! You will prepare me dinner tonight. When I"m finished eating my meal, you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then, tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my first guess!"
