Author Topic: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!  (Read 798 times)

Offline GrayBeard

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WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« on: February 19, 2011, 12:35:03 am »
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun !

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Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2011, 12:59:15 am »
LmaooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2011, 01:14:52 am »
LOL  GB, great minds think alike....I just posted this about a hour before you. haha. Gotta Luv it.

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Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2011, 03:48:55 am »
 ;D
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Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2011, 06:50:28 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2011, 08:37:29 am »
I remember my Dad telling my Mom that when she hit 40 he was trading her in for 2 20's and her response was that he wasn't wired for 220.

 

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