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Bill P

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cute sayings
« on: February 18, 2011, 10:38:06 am »
I didn't want to put this in another area because I'm not really requesting a pattern, just wanted to share one of my favorite sayings so others could use it, perhaps for some word art.

I use this all the time at work.  "I can multitask, but only on one thing at a time."

Anyone else want to share their favorites?

Bill

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 01:39:06 pm »
My favorite one, regarding to food, espacially when someone invites me and they ask polite if I would like something to eat then I say: "there is only one thing I don't like, and that are small pieces"  ;)
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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 01:56:04 pm »
"Success is the best Revenge"
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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 02:30:50 pm »
"What's your point"  or  " And your point is?"
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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 02:34:35 pm »
I often say to my co-workers:  "I might be bossy,...but I know what you should be doing."
I have scrolled that comment as a desk sign, too.
Jim

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 02:45:42 pm »
"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 04:19:16 pm »
"Never confuse education with intelligence, nor knowledge with wisdom."

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 06:33:02 pm »
In terms of my work as a leak Detector, "The only thing for sure is...Nothing is for sure".
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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 09:16:54 pm »
My favorite is on a tee shirt I often wear....

"NO, I will NOT fix your damn computer!"

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 10:33:53 pm »
"I can resist anything except temptation"

Oscar Wilde

One of my favorites (the quote that is :) )

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 11:47:15 pm »
"You'll get over it, I just did"

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 11:59:15 pm »
Criminals love gun control ? it makes their jobs easier and safer.

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2011, 01:31:51 am »
The pen is mightier than the sword ? unless you are in a swordfight!

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2011, 06:34:58 am »
If you want me to do half your job, give me half your paycheck.

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Re: cute sayings
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2011, 08:05:48 am »
build a bridge and get over it !


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