I GIVE UP !!!!

[Mr.Mike]

I arrived home from work at my usual time, 5 PM. I quickly discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days.

Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.

By 7 PM things had not gotten any better, so before a fight started in earnest I suggested, "Why don't I go outside, pretend I've just gotten home, and start all over again?"

My wife agreed. I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, "Honey, I'm home!"

"And just where have you been? It's after seven o'clock

[Mainewoods]

Ha!  Another good one!

[Russ C]

LMAO     

[Chachi]

I so did not see that one comming good deal Mike  LMAOOOOO!!!

[newfie]

LOL that's a good one.

[Dawie]

 
David

[Rightarm]

    One thing I have learned being married for 25 yrs, is when you leave to go someplace by yourself, never give a time when you think you'll be back. I use to do that. I'll be back in an hour, or 25 minutes. Never do that. Just say I'll be back when I walk through the door. Dave

[Marcellarius]

LOLLLL  


@ Dave: keep your cel-phone at home

[Rightarm]

    Good idea! Dave