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Mr.Mike

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Lamaze class
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:57:59 am »
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


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Re: Lamaze class
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 10:02:28 am »
OMG!!!!!   Roflmao

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Re: Lamaze class
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 12:56:57 pm »
LOL, .......that's the spirit  ::)
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Re: Lamaze class
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 06:28:10 pm »
LOL thats a good one.


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Re: Lamaze class
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 07:01:42 pm »
Boy, that's a good question. Wonder what the answer was.
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Re: Lamaze class
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 08:03:08 pm »
I am thinking he might have a black eye after that one.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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