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S.A. Blonde joke
« on: February 15, 2011, 04:14:16 pm »
 A blonde lady motorist was close to Laingsburg when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
 
 The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Cape Town ?"
 
 "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
 
 "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
 to the Tygerberg Zoo in Cape Town . They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
 them to the zoo for me?
 
 I'll give you R500 for your trouble."
 
 "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
 
 So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
 
 Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the centre of Cape Town when suddenly he was horrified!!
 
 There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
 
 With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
 
 "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you R500 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
 
 "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over so now we're going to the Aquarium !   

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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 04:34:42 pm »
LMAO  :o  ::)  ::)
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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 06:15:18 pm »
Harold that is truly a 'passer'!

Will be sending that one to my friends!

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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 06:25:07 pm »
that is really funny, thanks for making me laugh today!

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2011, 07:57:34 pm »
That was great, Harold.  Thanks.
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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 08:11:47 pm »
what no duct tape?
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 09:37:57 pm »
OMY! Duct tape lol

That was good Harold....

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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 12:03:19 am »
Okay re-write

Five hours later, after fixing his truck with DUCT TAPE, the truck driver...

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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 04:32:38 am »
Very nice. ;D It's actually a wonder she found the zoo as it is 39km outside of Cape Town  :P Know just being difficult.
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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 11:25:28 am »
really great!!  ;D :D ;D
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Re: S.A. Blonde joke
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 06:38:43 pm »
good one LOL


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