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Offline GrayBeard

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A "Public Service Message"...
« on: February 08, 2011, 12:29:13 pm »
To all my friends  who enjoy a glass of wine... 
And those  who don't and are always
seen with a  bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine  there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is  bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
Scientists  have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of  water each day,
At the end  of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1  kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in  faeces.
In other  words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop!

However, 
We do NOT  run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because  alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo
Wine =  Health
Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be  full of crap.

There  is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing  it as a public  service!

~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

Offline Russ C

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Re: A "Public Service Message"...
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 12:52:25 pm »
Thanks for the info, but I will stick with beer. Really don't care for wine.  ;)
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Re: A "Public Service Message"...
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 01:01:29 pm »
If Ben Franklin is correct, and I believe he is, then my wife is one of the Wisest, and I am one of the most Free peolpe around.

Thanks GB for the info,,, ;D

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Re: A "Public Service Message"...
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 09:41:55 pm »
Benjamin Franklin also said......

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Rog
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Re: A "Public Service Message"...
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 09:57:09 pm »
Yeah, I'm a beer drinker too. My wife is the wine drinker of the house.
Dan In Southern California

 

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