An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey you
wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
Before you tell that joke,cowboy, i think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:
(1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
(2)The bouncer is a blond girl.
(3)I'm a 6-foot tall, 175lbs blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4)The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
(5)The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously,cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,
No....not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times.
