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JOHNNY

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REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« on: January 29, 2011, 03:16:10 pm »
(1)Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

(2)My love fer you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in.

(3)Do you have a library card? Cuz i'd like to check you out.

(4)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

(5)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2011, 03:40:13 pm »
lol, those are great!
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Offline Russ C

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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2011, 05:23:46 pm »
LMAO.  ;D
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marmoh

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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2011, 07:33:30 pm »
To funny !!!!!!
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 09:39:40 pm »
Your finer than a brand new set of snowtires
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 10:21:16 pm »
To funny....
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Offline Marcellarius

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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 02:25:10 am »
LOL, great lines ;D :D ;D
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