I knew a girl that was sooooo blonde that....
She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 min. looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She triped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
She thought meow mix was a cd for cats.
When she missed bus 44 she took bus 22 twice instead.
