Two men from warmer climes wanted to do some ice fishing, and took off for Canada to try it. The lake they picked was frozen, so they stopped at a nearby shop to get bait and tackle.
"We're going to need an ice pick," one man said. They bought one and left. Two hours later, the other man returned and told the shop owner he'd need to buy a couple more ice picks. The owner sold him two picks and the man left.
An hour later, the first man came back to the shop and said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The owner couldn't believe it, "How are you fellows doing?" he asked.
"Not very well at all," the man replied, "We don't even have the stupid boat in the water yet."
