julief,
As a former Mac Tools distributor, I loved the first trick!!
![Cheesy :D](https://www.stevedgood.com/community/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
I had customers do a few things to me too but, we won't talk about that.
![Wink ;)](https://www.stevedgood.com/community/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
As for the second thing. When my cousin got married, we jacked his car up and set cinder blocks under the frame for when they left the church.
Rog