A doctor was addressing a large audience.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. High-fat diets can be dangerous. But there is one food that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it. Can anyone tell me what that is?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75 ear old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said, "wedding cake."
