A "Pun-ny" thing happened on my way here......

[GrayBeard]

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

[northie66]

hahaha! Cute!

[kp91]

Just remember, you started it....

I love bad puns!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

9. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'

11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother 'phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

14. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

15. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

16. Don't join dangerous cults; practise safe sects.

[dgman]

GB, heard those before.

KP, Those are great!

[Russ C]

They are all very pun-ny indeed. LOL 

[kp91]

Here's a couple more Bad (good!) ones....

 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent..

Two cannibals are eating a clown.  One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail.  The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[yyyyyguy]

O>K> but only one, you guys are having too much fun - What do you call a fish with no eyes?  fsh

[Russ C]

This is getting to darn "pun-ny" for me.