"True American" humor!

[GrayBeard]

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE!
If you feel the same, pass this on to your True Americanfriends.
Y'all know who they are...


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

[julief]

AMEN!!!

[kp91]

Awesome!

[Russ C]

Why can't we call it American Redneck Humor? 
That's what I R.   

[Dragonlord85]

It would be nice if more people held these beleifs to be true today. Unfortunately many do not and it is a shame.

Thanks, GB

[Kepy]

Amen Brother!

[northie66]

AMEN!

[Judy Hunter]

Spoken true.
It will go on to all the people I have contact with.

[Reaper]

I hope to see the day when all that is true. When we could live it and not try to convince others.

[HWPlmbr1]

It all used to be true. We need to go back to it. Except the sir and Mr. part, when it is addressed to me, I have to look around just to make sure it is me!