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Puns for Deep Thinkers--Monday Edition
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:03:22 am »

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine .
 
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
 
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
 
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
 
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

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Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Monday Edition
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 10:27:21 am »
Very clever, Chase.

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Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Monday Edition
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 04:16:11 am »
 ;D Nice Chase.
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Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Monday Edition
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 06:11:50 am »
lol  :D
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Re: Puns for Deep Thinkers--Monday Edition
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 07:08:20 am »
LOL. I like the shot gun wedding the best. LOL  :D
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